After realizing they’ve missed several weekends due to losing track of time, the unemployed will try to concentrate really hard (when not concentrating on shooting things in Halo 3) on remembering when the weekend is about to creep up again. Although every day is pretty much a weekend for the unemployed, on occasion they want [...]
If you’ve ever seen an unemployed person’s skin and wanted to rush out and buy a vat of anti-wrinkle cream, stop right there. Save your money because anti-wrinkle cream isn’t going to give you the ageless look you’re looking for, unemployment is. You see, preventable blemishes aside, once the unemployed get accustomed to having lost [...]
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Why on earth would you ever ask an unemployed person how their day was unless you were digging to see whether they’ve applied for any jobs? Much like asking a kid after school how their day was, or asking an office employee how work was, the answer is likely going to be whatever gets the [...]
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Would you look at those eyebrows! If you don’t know who Susan Boyle is by this point, you must have been sleeping under a rock. Or, you just don’t follow all the hoopla surrounding manufactured television that tugs at the heart strings you no longer have. Either way, all unemployed people should know this month’s [...]
One of the best ways to start a day of unemployment is to turn on the computer and chuckle at all the unfortunate souls who are online at work. While the unemployed are kicking back in their pajamas doing whatever they want (which is usually nothing more than sitting in front of the computer), those [...]
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