Like it or not, Scientologists are likely to gain the upper hand “in this economy.” With so many unemployed people loitering about in public, unable to figure out what to do with their time, the Church of Scientology is telling itself “Haha! Good thing we’ve set up home base everywhere!” The unemployed have probably largely [...]

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Continue reading about #37 Taking the Scientology Stress Test Because It’s Free

supl on March 12th, 2009

Though it might be a rare event, eventually there comes a time when unemployed people finally feel the need to get out of their house and do something besides popping in to the grocery store in lazy pants. Like anything, unemployment has its ups and downs, and there’s always a need to be prepared for [...]

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Continue reading about #34 Scouring the Internet for Free Things to Do

supl on February 27th, 2009

While most unemployed people will avoid getting dressed on regular days of wallowing and being jobless, that all changes when it’s time to go to cheap buffet day. That’s when the unemployed will whip out their Sunday bests because they’re gonna get their eat on, and they wanna look good.  Buffets are coveted treats because [...]

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Continue reading about #25 Dressing Up to Go to Discount Day at the Buffet

supl on February 18th, 2009

For every person who has just lost their job that is happy about it, there is a person who is downright miserable. Everyone deals with loss differently. Some immediately jump into action mode and rigorously start churning out resumes and cover letters, attending job fairs, and going on weird interviews. Others take their newly found [...]

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Continue reading about #18 Trying to Figure Out if They Have Hobbies