While there are those who pride themselves in making unemployment work without having to take money from anyone other than the government, for the rest of the unemployed and broke people battling through this recession, there comes a time when they’re eventually going to have to ask someone they know for a loan. Whether it [...]
Continue reading about #126 Lying About Why They Need to Borrow Money
For the unemployed who are seriously strapped for cash, or for guys who are bored and just looking for ways to get paid for what they’re going to do anyway, donating sperm or eggs is just one of the ways to make some extra money to help supplement unemployment checks. Similar to how the unemployed [...]
Continue reading about #125 Donating Their Genetic Material for Money
If there had to be one definitive word for unemployed people, it would probably be patient (read: apathetic). Unless they’re desperately awaiting their next unemployment check the unemployed usually don’t have anything pressing that requires their immediate attention. While they might cut themselves some slack by ending their pretend job search due to a lack [...]
Continue reading about #124 Letting Something Grow for Way Longer Than Appropriate
Back in the day when money flowed freely from the terrible jobs the once employed used to have, the very notion of ever buying a generic brand was revolting enough for them to spend almost twice as much more for a name brand. The unemployed, however, have taken to exploring what they can get away [...]
In addition to dating for dinner and crashing weddings, the unemployed also love being a perpetual plus one. Getting to go out on someone else’s dime is an occasion for the unemployed to get dressed up and attempt to have a social life. While all events don’t always necessarily equal free food and drinks, the [...]
Continue reading about #111 Trying to be Everybody’s Plus One
Remember when things were quaint and neighborly and everyone actually knew who lived next door to them? Back then, people would have no qualms about sending their kids across the street to borrow an egg they realized they needed to complete their recipe. Rather than have to go through the trouble of driving all the [...]
Continue reading about #107 Constantly Borrowing Ingredients From Different Neighbors
Though dressing up for work can be a total drag and make every unemployed person vow to never to wear anything with buttons or zippers again, there are certain occasions where putting on a dress or a suit can result in fun. Sure, it might be a hassle to shower so as not to sully [...]
Continue reading about #104 Crashing Weddings That Have Open Bar
There are so many unemployed people out there whose first thought when receiving their pink slip was, “Finally, I get to stay in bed all day!” It’s a dream that most employed people have when they’re trudging out of bed, especially as their unemployed significant other continues to sleep. To be able to wake up [...]
Continue reading about #101 Being a Stay-in-Bed Lady or Gentleman
For many out there, the good ‘ol wake and bake is a tried and true method of getting through the day. Some people, like this guy, feel the need to give their brains a handicap in order to handle their unchallenging jobs. The unemployed, on the other hand, might feel the need to immediately get [...]
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