Everybody’s got that moment in a darkened movie theater when they see a trailer and before they can turn to a friend to say, “That looks good,” the whole audience is laughing, booing, and giving big thumbs down. Still, despite the potential idiocy, the rotten tomatoes, and scathing reviews, deep down there is still some [...]
Continue reading about #134 Watching Embarrassing Movies During Odd Hours for Privacy
Remember the good ol’ days when video games were simple, had shoddy graphics, and didn’t cost $60 each? Pong, Tetris (which just turned 25), and built in computer games like Solitaire and Minesweeper were all people needed before hardcore gaming took over and became mainstream. Eventually, people (women) grew out of playing video games except [...]
Continue reading about #92 Playing Casual Games Until Their Hands Cramp
If daytime television didn’t exist for bored housewives and parents who let TV babysit their kids, the unemployed would probably be more productive members of society. Thankfully, there’s a plethora of terribly fantastic shows broadcasting nonstop to rot the minds of all those watching, rendering them useless and unfit for the world they’re hiding from. [...]
Things are better off left undone – at least that’s the motto for those without a job. When unemployed people are given the option of being super productive given their ample time to get stuff done, they’re likely to squander their potential and leave everything until the bitter end. Procrastinating, often times, is the best [...]
When unemployed, it’s important to set some goals for the day, depending on how ambitious someone without a job can actually be. These goals can range from something as simple as taking a shower, escalate to the level of leaving the house, and be as grand as a New Years resolution to get in shape [...]
Continue reading about #32 Failing at Plans to Succeed at Leaving the House
Unemployed people already get the chills looking at their unbathed-selves in the mirror, so the last thing they need is to feel more aches and pains brought on by a cold or the flu. However, along with avoiding social interaction and missing once-copious paychecks, the unemployed have also been dodging cold and flu season simply [...]
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