supl on July 8th, 2009

Most unemployed people would agree that it would be pretty difficult for them to conceptualize unemployed life without a television. Even more mind boggling would be to live without a remote control. The TV is a magical device, but without the remote control there’d be no way to change the channels from their entirely-too-familiar couch [...]

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supl on May 12th, 2009

Next to television, a laptop computer is any unemployed person’s favorite possession. In fact, a laptop could tie with the TV as the two most important things an unemployed person must have in order to survive unemployment. The relationship someone without a job can build with their laptop, in conjunction with a TV and a [...]

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supl on March 16th, 2009

After receiving their first unemployment check, a very common “just laid off” purchase is a game console like a Playstation. There are many hours to devote to doing nothing, and it’s important to prepare for a new life filled with lounging and being soiled. When pieced together correctly, an unemployment suit helps the unemployed shine in ways they [...]

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supl on February 25th, 2009

Whether they’re prone to zits or just not keeping up with their personal hygiene, one of the the things jobless folk rank high about being unemployed (besides the free government money) is being able to shut themselves in during a particularly bad acne breakout or monster zit. Gone are the days when pizza face had [...]

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