There are so many unemployed people out there whose first thought when receiving their pink slip was, “Finally, I get to stay in bed all day!” It’s a dream that most employed people have when they’re trudging out of bed, especially as their unemployed significant other continues to sleep. To be able to wake up [...]
Continue reading about #101 Being a Stay-in-Bed Lady or Gentleman
For some people it takes some time to practice turning into a lazy, unemployed slob. The first week after getting laid off, some might find it incredibly difficult to sleep in because their poor bodies are too used to waking up at a hellish hour. At first, there’s that slight feeling of panic of being [...]
Continue reading about #42 Going Back to Sleep After Waking Up Too Early
Pretty much anyone can agree that Friday night naps are one of the greater joys in life. There’s just something so special about passing out for a few hours after a long week of school, work, or doing absolutely nothing. For most people, Friday nights signify the one time during the week that they can [...]
Ever get an instant message the minute you sign in from a friend halfway around the world who is desperate for attention because everyone in their time zone has been asleep for hours? Chances are that friend doesn’t have a job and has fallen into the pattern many unemployed do of keeping odd hours. These [...]
Continue reading about #24 Making Sure Reality Doesn’t Disturb Their Slumber
Remember when Sunday nights were filled with dreading having to wake up for work on Monday? Imagine the pain an unemployed person’s boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, or cat must feel when he/she has to wake at some ungodly hour while SOMEBODY gets to sleep in until whenever. There’s something delightfully evil in knowing that those [...]
Continue reading about #21 Sleeping in While Their Significant Other Gets Up for Work
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