One thing unemployment does is it breaks down the wall between television snobs and the crap that is played non-stop on TV. There are people out there who swear they don’t watch TV unless it’s on HBO or Showtime…or until they’re unemployed. When a TV snob loses a job, he or she also loses the [...]

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supl on March 16th, 2009

After receiving their first unemployment check, a very common “just laid off” purchase is a game console like a Playstation. There are many hours to devote to doing nothing, and it’s important to prepare for a new life filled with lounging and being soiled. When pieced together correctly, an unemployment suit helps the unemployed shine in ways they [...]

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supl on February 17th, 2009

Some days it just makes sense to stay in your pajamas all day when unemployed. What’s the point of getting dressed in uncomfortable clothing when all you’re planning on doing is staying in the bed or on the couch all day? On certain days, like when you’re expecting a package from UPS or FedEx, you’ll [...]

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