Remember the good ol’ days when video games were simple, had shoddy graphics, and didn’t cost $60 each? Pong, Tetris (which just turned 25), and built in computer games like Solitaire and Minesweeper were all people needed before hardcore gaming took over and became mainstream. Eventually, people (women) grew out of playing video games except [...]

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Continue reading about #92 Playing Casual Games Until Their Hands Cramp

supl on May 13th, 2009

To outsiders, some of the stuff unemployed people like, such as not showering regularly, losing track of time, or dreaming about winning the lottery, are clear signs the unemployed are losing their minds. While the unemployed will argue those are just regular signs of unemployment the jobless will readily own up to, it’s the are [...]

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Continue reading about #78 Fighting Off Brain Rot

supl on March 16th, 2009

After receiving their first unemployment check, a very common “just laid off” purchase is a game console like a Playstation. There are many hours to devote to doing nothing, and it’s important to prepare for a new life filled with lounging and being soiled. When pieced together correctly, an unemployment suit helps the unemployed shine in ways they [...]

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Continue reading about #36 Assembling an Unemployment Suit

supl on February 3rd, 2009

At a time when consumerism is down, and the public is urged to spend, the unemployed are the only ones listening, and how! Gaming is still on the rise with game consoles and games ($50 each) selling like hotcakes. When faced with the reality that they’re suddenly going to gain eight hours a day, the [...]

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Continue reading about #7 Buying Game Consoles With Unemployment Checks