useless-diplomaFor generations people have fallen for that whole “work hard in school to get a good job” bull crap that is starting to sound more and more like a line of lies these days. After hitting the books and taking the smart people classes to avoid turning out like Jimmy, the town screw-up who never went to college, the unemployed have taken to staring blankly at their diplomas and asking themselves, “Is that all there is?”

Many people went to college for various reasons: to work hard for the rest of their lives, to get drunk, to get away from home, etc. No matter which path they took, whether they actually earned the degree or had Daddy pay for it so they could eventually become president some day, the idea was that a college diploma would help them find better jobs than the ones they had in high school. And, of course, the notion that sacrificing fun for studying would lead to getting into a better college and thus, better jobs, always drove people to work harder and even pursue advanced degrees.

After accumulating years of debt and being unable to answer haunting questions such, “Why did I major in dance?” the unemployed are struggling to make sense of what went wrong. Sure, they might have taken their college years for granted, deciding to party instead of actually studying. But at the end of it all, they still walked away with the same piece of paper as everyone who actually secreted blood, sweat, and tears to graduate. The diploma alone should have guaranteed at least some form of mind-numbing employment, right? Unfortunately, recent graduates, or people who’ve been booted out of the work force are finding that having something to “fall back on” could have easily been their ability to tie an apron around their waist and say, “Welcome to Starbucks, what kind of overpriced coffee beverage would you like to order to jump start your employed day?”

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12 Responses to “#146 Staring At Their Useless Diploma(s)”

  1. heather says:

    For what it’s worth, in a good economy I don’t think having a degree alone makes that much difference. With only a high school diploma and no college, I worked hard, networked, had mentors take me on and show me the ropes. Eventually I worked my way into a successful career in project management.

    In a bad economy, it sucks for everyone. With a diploma or not.

  2. Jen says:

    This scares me because when I could not find a job, I went back to school…hoping for something better!

  3. elcahun says:

    People forget that you go to college to “learn how to learn.” That said, employers these days seem to view someone with an education as a threat or over-qualified or too specific for the position. I have a degree in film, but have worked in advertising, sales, publishing, construction, customer service, data-analysis, and a few more things.

    Yet these days, I can’t even get a call back for a $12.00 telemarketing job…

  4. Zoe D says:

    It’s true. After over four years of being told I didn’t have enough experience to do anything, I applied for and entered a master’s degree program. I now have a master’s degree, but I still get told that I don’t have enough experience. It’s a $75,000 piece of paper. Like elcahun, I can only find low-wage, low-level jobs. It’s utterly depressing.

  5. Dana says:

    Oh my goodness! So right on target. This is the very thing that got me vexed and into the whole blogging game. Of course, I chose the most ridiculous educational path: earning a BA in rhetoric and a MFA in film directing - BUT my MFA is from an Ivy and I thought that would count for something more than $78K in debt + reoccurring unemployment, while my “less educated” friends are loaning me money. All I can do is laugh… and blog, and post my diploma on my blog so that at least it gets some screen time for all that it cost me, correction - for all that it’s still costing me. Thanks for the laugh.

    broke is the new me

  6. Ivy says:

    Great website, considering my friend and I are unemployed, sitting in front of our laptop and laughing at this. Our life is…

    I don’t even know where my degree went, it’s underneath all the junk.

    Education =/= experience. They want experience, and maybe a degree nowadays.

  7. Ericka says:

    Staring at it? Please, I like to use it to wipe my ass after a big shit. Seems it’s more useful that way.

  8. Kelby2012 says:

    LOL, I got three pieces of crap to stare at. Unemployed twice this year “currently on day 95 of my most recent unemployment”, with two masters degrees and a Bachelors. Currently stuck in a place between purgatory and hell, when I am not blogging, I definitely wonder where in the hell did I go wrong. I did all the hard work in my 20s studying to ensure that I would always be able to find employment with my degrees. Now I find myself either too experienced/educated or not enough experience for because I haven’t worked in a certain field. I am an IT professional by the way. It is a depressing road to be on, the silliness of the economy is enough to drive a sane person insane. I feel like the business model for the American Dream is broken, and it doesn’t look like it is going to be fixed anytime soon.

  9. Cate says:

    yup. I got one of these pieces of paper.

  10. Silvia says:

    I have a dozen of such diplomas, but for one year I have no job.
    The funny and the scary situation is that those papers are the main cause of my uneymployment. At the interview, the recruiters said that maybe I will ask for a large payment. :) So, maybe the solution is not to declare them.

    • greg says:

      Silvia, I feel your pain. I, too, have been in that situation where if I list all my experience, they(employer) will think I’m “too expensive” to hire. So, I intentionally leave out some background to get the job. It has worked in the past, but now in this economy, nothing works. I’ve been unemployed for 1 month and I have had only 1 interview.

  11. Miles Lacey says:

    It is sad but true. I wonder why I bothered to go to University to get my Bachelor of the Arts degree in History and Media Studies when the end result was being told that I’m now overqualified for the jobs at the entry level or at the bottom end of the job market but not quite good enough to get a job at the middle or upper end of the job market.

    In New Zealand it’s become standard practice of many university graduates to dumb down their CV so they can get into job training programmes or into jobs because they found that if they were honest they were overlooked.

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