If there’s one way to make a trip to the happiest place on earth even happier, it’s to give birthday celebrators free admission to Disneyland. There’s nothing better than getting something for free on your birthday, especially when it’s the chance to visit a theme park that normally aims to rip off families one child [...]
In addition to dating for dinner and crashing weddings, the unemployed also love being a perpetual plus one. Getting to go out on someone else’s dime is an occasion for the unemployed to get dressed up and attempt to have a social life. While all events don’t always necessarily equal free food and drinks, the [...]
Continue reading about #111 Trying to be Everybody’s Plus One
After aimlessly surfing the web for hours and running out of interesting things to to browse, there’s a very good chance the unemployed will eventually click on one of those University of Phoenix ads touting their online degree services. They’ll likely close out the browser immediately but by then it’ll be too late. Combined with [...]
Continue reading about #110 Contemplating Going Back to School to Put off Working
Don’t act like you’ve never been tempted to steal an olive or some other drink garnish for yourself while waiting for a drink at a bar. The delightful fruits and vegetables all gathered in their own separate containers are just too tempting to resist sometimes. For example, there’s always a guy who’s ordering scotch, neat, [...]
Continue reading about #109 Treating Drink Garnishes as an All-You-Can-Eat Salad Bar
Remember when things were quaint and neighborly and everyone actually knew who lived next door to them? Back then, people would have no qualms about sending their kids across the street to borrow an egg they realized they needed to complete their recipe. Rather than have to go through the trouble of driving all the [...]
Continue reading about #107 Constantly Borrowing Ingredients From Different Neighbors
After months of failing at getting any responses from prospective employers, or just straight up not applying for any jobs, the unemployed are somewhat bewildered when they’re contacted for an interview. Chances are they have absolutely no idea what they’ve applied for due to the hundreds of cover letters and resumes they must have sent [...]
Continue reading about #106 Sabotaging Their Only Interview in Months
Everyone loves a buy one get one free deal. Whether it’s a fast food hamburger, a cell phone, or a bag of salad, people can’t help but get excited about getting extra stuff for the same price they’d usually pay. Typically, when encountering a buy one get one free situation, the buyer would think of [...]
Continue reading about #103 Buy One Get One Free Deals, if Someone Else is Buying
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