#6 Having Octuplets

There’s nothing unemployed people like better than bringing unemployed octuplets into the world. Fueled by an obsession for having kids, Nadya Suleman, already a mother of six, gave birth Jan 26, 2008 to eight babies conceived through in vitro fertilization. Suleman reportedly has no husband, no job, and has been living with her parents while pursuing a masters degree in counseling – which she could surely use herself. 

Something tells SUPL there’s more to the story than what Angela Suleman, grandmother of at least 14, is babbling left and right to the media. Perchance to think another childlike, child-obsessor, might have a crotch-grabbing hand in this controversial story? Think about it, both are unmarried, love and want to be surrounded by kids all day, every day, and already have multiple test tube children. Yolanda Garcia, one-time caretaker to Suleman’s son, has claimed Suleman could afford expensive in vitro treatments, school, and kids because she was being paid for it. Sounds like the M.O. of one certain individual who is known for paying women to bear children and participate in sham marriages, as well as paying to silence victims. Suleman’s dad has mentioned moving the gigantor family to some far away ranch that reporters will never find – could it be Neverland? I mean, the clues are out there people. 

Sure there might be critics out there naysaying your mental stability but who are they to judge bringing more babies into this crazy world, or dangling your newborn baby over a third floor balcony in front of reporters. Remember, you’re Michael Jackson Nadya Suleman, you do what you want.

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